What You Crave vs What You Need
||Kale, leafy greens.
||Actual, literal bubbles.
||A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
||The sweet release of death.
3:30 pm • 21 October 2014 • 123,696 notes
I like being able to compare similar languages side-by-side to see where the similarities and differences lie.
6:20 pm • 20 October 2014 • 651 notes
date a boy with nice cheek bones
date a boy who has a good taste in clothes
date a boy with a great laugh
date a boy who’s hoodie you can borrow
date a boy with fantastic collarbones
date a boy who smiles constantly
date a boy with arms like damn
3:30 pm • 20 October 2014 • 82,731 notes
LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.
I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.
12:40 pm • 20 October 2014 • 504,745 notes
fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3
11:37 am • 20 October 2014 • 177,283 notes
I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism
(Source: jonasbruhs, via funeral--girl)
9:10 pm • 19 October 2014 • 135,470 notes
Pronouns, right? Super weird little lexical referents.
My site moved to a new host, so everything should be better now! Everything - my site, my comic, my life, my cats, my cooking, my sex. Everything.
Read the thing people.
I like the sound of Greg, works in landscaping AND has THREE DOGS
9:50 am • 19 October 2014 • 65,052 notes